Funny Things

Lately at my house...

Wyatt has learned to hold the phone to his ear and say "aaoo."
- Unfortunately, he is not highly selective and says "aaoo" to dirty sneakers, fairy wands, and, if nothing is present, his hand.

Shelby went to the Houston Rodeo.
-She rode a mini-roller coaster w/ no fear.
-She rode a pony w/ no fear.
-She pet every goat in the petting zoo (of which there were many) w/ no fear.
-She licked the black asphalt w/ no fear.
Yes. You heard that right. She dropped a piece of slushie and ever the frugal frannie she felt the need to go down to all fours and LICK the pavement while my back was turned. Heaven forbid any slushie go to waste despite the GALLON left in her cup. Positive side: it made the hysterically laughing man next to us have a better day.

Shelby LOVES to "help" me cook
-Her latest concoction: Romano cheese, peeled raw garlic, and cream of tartar (b/c I let her have one of my 3 jars). And yes, she ate some. And loved it.

Wyatt is a developing "ham"
-When all eyes are on him and all mouths are smiling, he pulls out all the stops which includes putting objects on his head. Whatever is in his hand will do: books, balls, pieces of toast covered in peanut butter...And I must admit, it is pretty funny. Shelby especially loves the last one.